alright let’s do this
reblog this for a pun in your ask/submit box
so far I’ve done them all. BRING IT.
I find it comical when women think I care about
If one titty is slightly bigger than the other
Bumps or discoloration
If I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I putting my mouth first
Some women really need to remember this
Omg I think I love you
— (via llollitta)
MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.
i think the saddest thing of all is when you can tell a relationship or friendship is over without the other person ever saying it
the conversations slowly become less, and when there is a conversation it isn’t very long or interesting and people just dont want to see the other person as much
and thats the saddest part
im 500% done with today and about 37% done with tomorrow already
why is everyone saying justin bieber slept with a prostitute